1. Shit I'll never buy them
  2. Shit they'll never need, so I won't buy it for them
  3. Shit that is stupid
  4. Shit they'll break before New Year's
  5. Shit I want to keep for myself
  6. Shit they don't really want, but want to see if I'll buy them
  7. Shit that is way too expensive.
    Suggested by @ladyprofessor