Things I'm pretty sure I could do in an emergency situation
Inspired by @joemurphy and several others.
- •Recite 60% of the Hamilton soundtrack.
- •Help any child use healthy coping skills to calm the f down.I'm a social worker. It's what I get paid the "big" bucks to do.
- •Punch someone in the nose.
- •Do the Soulja boy tell 'em dance
- •CPR that involves breaking someone's ribsBecause apparently that's how you know you're doing it right.
- •Laugh at a joke I didn't think was funny(See lie)
- •Pretend to be asleep
- •Quote New Girl for days