Things Virginia and I Have in Common
Virginia from the Train hit "Meet Virginia," of course.
- •My hair is always a mess.People sometimes say, your hair is curly, so it always looks good. These people are wrong.
- •You catch me stealing, I won't confess.I also won't steal, but that's not the point currently.
- •I'm beautiful.Not sure if I'm objectively beautiful, but someone's besides my mom thinks so.
- •I do not smoke a pack a day.
- •I love babies.
- •And surprises.
- •I want to be the queen.
- •I think about my scene.
- •I pull my hair back as I scream
- •My dad wrestles alligators.He did one time.
- •My brother is a fine mediator for the president.Well, his undergrad is in politics, so..
- •I hate to be alone.
- •My confidence can be tragic.
- •My intuition magic.Specifically when it comes to who people are crushing on.
- •The shape of my body *may be unusual.Much like my beauty, who can really tell.