THINGS YOU CAN ONLY FIND WITH YOUR BARE FEET

Inspired by @PeteOnEarth lists he couldn't. Hope to do it justice.
  1. THE DAMN PIECE OF ICE YOU COULD'T FIND
    After dropping it while filling up your water bottle and now it's melted and cold and on your feet which you will prbly then walk through some Smut that is also inevitably on the kitchen floor because this is how you live your life and now here you are.
  2. THE DAMN LEGO YOU LOST WHILE PUTTING TOGETHER THE 1329 PIECE MILLENNIUM FALCON
    And you've already scrounged around your little brother's Lego set to find the right size Lego, and now you just have a bright red 4x2 Lego in the middle of it all.
  3. A DAMN NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK
    no actual experience here but I feel certain that is, in fact, how you would find it. Romp around in some hay, and now you need your tetanus shot.
  4. ANY DAMN CORNER OF ANYTHING HARD, HEAVY, AND SOLID TO STUB YOUR DAMN PINKY TOE INTO.
    do you ever run into anything with shoes on?? This is a legit question, because when you have shoes on do you just not run into things, or do you just not remember because it that moment you don't die a million painful deaths??