REASONS I RAGE-CRIED THIS WEEK
Very likely that this will become a series...
- •Meek Mill/Drake "beef"I put meek's name first on purpose because: 1) everyone puts Drake first and 2) if he'd shut the hell up, so would everyone else (Oh, shit... Did I put a list inside a list? Is that allowed?????) I retract all of this if their mess degenerates into a Toronto vs Philly war, ala NY vs LA in the 90s
- •Mos Def's stand up actOk, maybe this isn't fair since I've seen two short clips. But they sucked. DUDE STOP BEING WEIRD AND JUST MAKE ANOTHER "MS. FAT BOOTY" Sorry.
- •Lenny Kravitz's peenDon't ask for a description. Please.
- •That Deadpool trailerActually, the trailer wasn't bad. But a coworker definitely sent me a link to the red bad trailer, so i watched bare ass and titties at the office. I'm probably unemployed now.
- •Fantastic FourThis thing sucked worse than the last two FF movies combined. I saw a free pre-screening. They provided popcorn and soda. And I still want my money back.
- •Blake Griffin vs Marvin the MartianWhy is this commercial so long? And how did effin' Kia figure out better ways to use Blake Griffin than Nike??? Just make Space Jam 2 already. Jesus, what am I saying???
- •WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE??!!!Damn kids and their... stuff... I don't get.