PEOPLE ON THE A TRAIN RN

Passing time on the way to my haircut
  1. New Jersey Transit Man
    He's one of those guys that takes up more than one seat. Like if you say next to him your elbow would touch his love handles
  2. The poet
    All black everything. Except for a brownish scarf. Power clashing for his art.
  3. Nate Reuss
    jk I'm just listening to his Spotify Sessions
  4. The teacher next to me
    She's grading papers with a red pen instead of a purple one. Wes Flanders is not doing very well with grammar.
  5. The cello player
    Or maybe there's drugs in the cello case
  6. The Giants Fan
    He's snoring
  7. Cute little white puppy
    His owner has a large beard
  8. BRIAN D'ARCY JAMES
    HE JUST GOT ON AND HES STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME SING FOR ME SHREK
  9. Atheist woman
    I'm only assuming because she's drinking out of a red Starbucks cup