Pets I Have Loved

  1. Bruce
    The turtle I treated as a wind-up truck and my dad mercifully released into the wild
  2. Our Fish
    Until everyone got tired of taking care of them. Then my mom tried to kill them by putting the tropical fish in the basement in water which must have gotten pretty cold. But the little guys preserved, so my dad flushed them. Well done guys, that wasn't animal cruelty at all.
  3. Our Hamster
    Until he bit my finger one New Year's Eve. Little devil.
  4. Kayla's parent's dog, Abby
    Even though she needs to learn to not be crazy (this is the only time I've ever seen her this calm)