Best Fringe Benefits of Being Married
Besides the whole love, companionship, and taxes thing.
- •"I can't, my wife..."Wish I've had this my entire post-elementary school life.
- •Her car is much nicer.I mean its model year is in the 2000s.
- •TargetYou go to Target a LOT when you're married. Which is great.
- •You appear less creepy.Instead of "Oh it's that weird dude that goes to Chick-fil-A every day", it's "Oh look it's that cute couple that comes in to Chick-fil-A all the time."
- •You have constant entertainment.The ring is so much fun to play with.
- •Extra musical depth.The ring acts as a great extra sound to make when steering wheel drumming.
- •"Nah, it's just something my wife enjoys."Your knowledge of Gilmore Girls is justified.
- •No longer lazy.Watching movies on the couch all day is now considered "quality downtime".