Flowchart for Determining if Christmas Music Is OK to Listen To

  1. 1.
    Is Amy Grant singing?
    YES - Proceed to #5 | NO - Proceed to #2
  2. 2.
    Is Bruce Springsteen singing with his E Street Band?
    YES - Proceed to #5 | NO - Proceed to #3
  3. 3.
    Is "Good Grief" involved?
    YES - Proceed to #5 | NO - Proceed to #4
  4. 4.
    Is it a duet between Bing Crosby and David Bowie?
    YES - Proceed to #5 | NO - Proceed to #6 | WAIT BING CROSBY HAD A DUET WITH DAVID BOWIE!?!? - Proceed to #7
  5. 5.
    IT IS ACCEPTABLE
  6. 6.
    IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT ACCEPTABLE, CLEARLY WHAT YOU CELEBRATE ISN'T CHRISTMAS
  7. 7.
    YOU'RE DARN RIGHT THEY DID