Name Suggestions For the Paul Simon Jukebox Musical That Should Have Already Happened

This would obviously be a vignette style musical à la Company with loosely related storylines about relationships in NYC. It wouldn't be that great but would run for a while and have stellar music. You all are more clever than me... add at it.
  1. Graceland
    Boring.
  2. Negotiations and Show Tunes
  3. People Say She's Crazy
    She's got f***ing diamonds in the soles of her shoes.
  4. Falling Flying Tumbling
    From my favorite line in any song.
  5. Still Crazy After All These Years
    A great title period.
  6. The Boy In The Bubble
    Favorite Paul Simon song.
  7. The Myth of Fingerprints
    Other favorite.
  8. Kodachrome the Musical
    This would probably be the actual name.
  9. Surprise
    SURPRISE ITS THE 2000s AND IM STILL MAKING AMAZING MUSIC.
  10. Once Upon A Time There Was An Ocean
    Long name but there's always A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum to compete with.
  11. I Know What I Know