Probably missed some. Someone's probably already made this. Don't care.
  1. The Cubs will win the World Series in 2016
  2. Elton John will buy Chick-fil-A.
    NOTHING would make me happier. Probably my two most favorite things combined. Also it's not really that crazy. Elton lives in Atlanta most of the time... Chick-fil-A is headquartered here...
  3. Beef Milk will become popular.
    $60/gallon y'all.
  4. Shailene Woodley and Morgan Freeman will go into a massive feud.
    Bigger than Biggie TuPac.
  5. Khaleesi and Jack Sparrow get married.
    In a season finale that Leslie misses because she's locked in the Parks Department with Ron.
  6. Nicki Minaj will throw shade at Jessie Eisenberg at the BAFTAs.
    Tom has a lot to say about this.
  7. Lebron will go back to Miami.
    But it's not as big of a surprise as Treat Yo' Self 2017.
  8. Possible prediction: Joey Fatone and Lance Bass reform N'SYNC
    It isn't clear.
  9. Elbow Bedazzling.
  10. LASIK for Fingernails.
  11. Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch
  12. Questlove becomes an Oscar-worthy actor.
    Top 10 moment
  13. There are still racist people.
  14. America will only have 8 companies.
    Getting there.
  15. We'll have "6G" wireless connection.
  16. Verizon, Chipotle, and Exxon will merge into one company.
    Maybe not exactly but it's possible. Also this is one of my favorite bits from the show.
  17. Shia Labeouf will be a jewelry designer.
  18. The Space Needle will be covered with the Space Haystack.
    Actually later in the future.
  19. Middle Korea will be a thing.
    Also later in the future.
  20. Math isn't a thing anymore.
  21. The country will run out of beef. Causes the markets to crash.
    Later in the future...
  22. The National Park Service will be run by some extremely brace badass do-gooders wanting to do the right thing.