This Is Not a Drill

  1. Close your blinds.
  2. Lock your doors.
  3. Hide your valuables.
  4. Turn on your cute Christmas village.
  5. SIT DOWN.
  6. Turn on your Apple TV
    You have a List App account I KNOW you have an Apple TV.
  7. Hit up that Podcasts App.
    You have a List App account I KNOW you have the podcasts app set up.
  8. But wait I have podcasts on my phone.
    SHUT UP YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO CRANK THIS UP.
  9. CLICK ON IT.
  10. Start listening to Season 2, Episode 1 of Serial.
    We've waited WAY too long y'all.
  11. MAIL KIMP IS BACK Y'ALL
  12. Serial