To Not-america: An Open Letter

As I read election results on my BBC News app (some of the most impartial US news), I am reminded that the rest of the world sees us through headlines just as we see them through headlines. Thought I'd answer some questions I'm sure you have right now.
  1. 1.
    I don't know.
    I don't know anyone who supports him. My wife doesn't know anyone who supports him. My conservative parents adamantly don't support him. My mom teaches in a rural conservative county and she doesn't know anyone who supports him.
  2. 2.
    Is it rigged?
    I'm the least likely person to believe a conspiracy but you wouldn't have to present me much evidence to support that one.
  3. 3.
    Is it all just a reality show?
    See #2. At this point I think it's a plausible explanation.
  4. 4.
    Why do Evangelical Christians support him?
    I'm a Christian, have been for life, and I'm really not sure who "Evangelicals" are. As far as I can tell they're a manufactured group of extremists who use the Bible as justification for agendas while skipping over literally all the parts about Jesus. I have met maybe three of these people. Again, I live in Georgia, a southeastern "Bible Belt" state.
  5. 5.
    That's really all I have to say about this.