1. Buy a cop uniform.
  2. Find new paths next to cool police offices.
  3. Hunt for cops.
  4. Record cool videos saying you're a cop.
  5. Talk to cops.
  6. Convince all your friends to be cops.
  7. Talk like a cop. Act like a cop.
  8. Be homely. Be friendly to others.
  9. Ask only for necessary information.
  10. Create scenarios you can act out.
  11. Understand people.