Also, for @obie
  1. I am educated
  2. I sometimes avoid/shun very popular mainstream favorites for no good reason
    Seinfeld, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory
  3. I am in my 30's
  4. I value independent thinking
  5. I grew up close to San Francisco
  6. I wear plaid
  7. I don't wear high heels
  8. I despise "LOL" and try to never use it
    Totally overused and meaningless
  9. I definitely boycott abbreviated words such as adorbs, totes, jelly, etc. if you can't bother to say (or spell) the whole word, just don't bother.