I don't do:

  1. Cilantro
  2. Bell peppers
  3. Birds
    They are dirty and annoying
  4. Jaywalking
    There are crosswalks and lights for a reason
  5. Lipstick
  6. High heels
    These are dangerous torture devices. I can barely stay upright in sneakers.
  7. Celery
    So stringy
  8. Fish
    As pets
  9. Big jewelry
  10. Ironing
    That's what dry cleaners are for. Also clothes that don't wrinkle.
  11. Gardening
    There's bugs out there
  12. Beer
  13. Cool whip
  14. Pudding, jell-o, or custard
    It's a texture thing