Requested by @obie
For @obie
  1. I don't pack my lunch in mason jars
  2. I have never been to a music festival
  3. I don't wear hats
  4. I am completely unaware of anything before it's mainstream
    So, I can't like it before it's a thing
  5. I don't wear/own skinny jeans
  6. I don't wear anything vintage
  7. I don't have an androgynous hairstyle
  8. Neither my hair nor my outfits would ever be considered edgy
  9. I am not an early adopter