4 Excuses Why I Made Up An Excuse Not To Come To Your Party
I made up an excuse not to come to your party, but let it be known I had a number of good excuses.
- •My Dog Ate The Evidence For My Real ReasonI had a super good reason for not coming to your party but unless you had the evidence you just wouldn't have believed it. I had the evidence on a piece of paper that I accidentally stacked between two roast beef sandwiches that I had made to eat on the journey over to your house to give you the paper with the real reason on it.
- •My Mother Was In TownLook my mom doesn't come to town all that often, and she just wouldn't let me out of her sight. The reason that I had for not coming to your party would have been embarrassing to say out loud over the phone with her listening. Which is why I had it on a piece of paper to begin with, then my dog ate it.
- •I Ran Out Of PaperI would have rewritten the reason I wasn't going to be able to make it to your party down on another piece of paper, but I realized that I had used all of the rest of the paper I had earlier that day to finish up a paper that was really important for a night class I am taking.
- •My Arms And Legs Fell OffFuck man, I can't do shit, and I probably won't ever be able to do anything ever again. You should just live your life, don't worry about me. But I really couldn't go to the store to get more paper because of having zero limbs.