The Co(o)lest Questionnaire

Inspired by @magic
  1. 1.
    ARE YOU A WINE MOM, A VODKA AUNT OR A BEER DAD?
    I'm a cocaine old maid. Or I was in a former life. I can't drink anymore, my kid is louder than a NY construction site.
  2. 2.
    WHAT IS THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?
    Drinking heavily and sleeping the fuck in. Also, traveling with the Doctor. ❤️❤️
  3. 3.
    WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU EVER RECEIVED?
    My kid told me the other day that my superpowers are being funny and kind. I mean, c'mon.
  4. 4.
    WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?
    Oh man. This is a full on nerd you're talking to. I could go so many ways. But I'm going with the one in which Dean Winchester exists and is my boo.
  5. 5.
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
    I want to believe.
  6. 6.
    DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?
    Yes, but I am slightly scarred from the experience because at the hippie commune in which I was raised, they often swapped out cow milk for goat milk. You do not want a frothy mouthful of that unexpectedly. That's what she said. Like, for reals.
  7. 7.
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?
    My friends call me Jujubee. I like it.
  8. 8.
    FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
    I had to take a picture to make sure, but I'm not posting it because it looks like soft-core lesbian porn. But, yes.