The Co(o)lest Questionnaire
Inspired by @magic
- 1.ARE YOU A WINE MOM, A VODKA AUNT OR A BEER DAD?I'm a cocaine old maid. Or I was in a former life. I can't drink anymore, my kid is louder than a NY construction site.
- 2.WHAT IS THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?Drinking heavily and sleeping the fuck in. Also, traveling with the Doctor. ❤️❤️
- 3.WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU EVER RECEIVED?My kid told me the other day that my superpowers are being funny and kind. I mean, c'mon.
- 4.WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?Oh man. This is a full on nerd you're talking to. I could go so many ways. But I'm going with the one in which Dean Winchester exists and is my boo.
- 5.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?I want to believe.
- 6.DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?Yes, but I am slightly scarred from the experience because at the hippie commune in which I was raised, they often swapped out cow milk for goat milk. You do not want a frothy mouthful of that unexpectedly. That's what she said. Like, for reals.
- 7.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?My friends call me Jujubee. I like it.
- 8.FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?I had to take a picture to make sure, but I'm not posting it because it looks like soft-core lesbian porn. But, yes.