Things That Keep Me Up at Night
More #draftmas for you @aprilkquioh A series. Thing one.
- •How did a third Human Centipede movie get made?
- •Seriously, this is ultra distressing.
- •And why is it on Netflix?
- •It should be in some super remote, epically creepy corner of the internet that only the truly interested can seek it out.
- •You might also want to remember that Netflix has a recently watched list that can be viewed by anyone on your account.
- •Be advised that if I see this movie on your recently watched list, I will swiftly flee the scene, tell all your friends, unfriend and block you on social media and possibly inform the police.
- •Just hell no.