More #draftmas for you @aprilkquioh A series. Thing one.
  1. How did a third Human Centipede movie get made?
  2. Seriously, this is ultra distressing.
  3. And why is it on Netflix?
  4. It should be in some super remote, epically creepy corner of the internet that only the truly interested can seek it out.
  5. You might also want to remember that Netflix has a recently watched list that can be viewed by anyone on your account.
  6. Be advised that if I see this movie on your recently watched list, I will swiftly flee the scene, tell all your friends, unfriend and block you on social media and possibly inform the police.
  7. Just hell no.