1. This magazine cover.
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    Congratulations, Dr. Oz, you have officially taken your creepiest picture ever. If they had cropped it differently, he could be pouring it on his own crotch... and enjoying it. Same face.
  2. This women's shirt.
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    I fear for the aesthetic direction of America when this is being bought in bulk.
  3. This brand.
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    It seems like a parody brand, but it's not. People slather this on their skin.
  4. This hoodie.
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    Adorable? Freaky? Toss up.
  5. This.
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    Come on, Reading Rainbow! Between the pose and the title of the book, this could really be a different video entirely.