Cobranding Trojan® Condoms and MLB®

Not a canonical list, but for guys …
  1. … who are super patriotic
    The Nationals
  2. … who prefer drunken sex
    The Brewers
  3. … who live in a castle
    The Royals
  4. … with a nasty std
    The Reds
  5. … who believe "ribbed for her enjoyment" is a thing
    The Rockies
  6. … who enjoy some role-playing kink
    The Padres
  7. … who like anal
    The Astros
  8. … who believe in Safe Sex, even when alone
    The Yankees
  9. … who won't call you ever again
    The Dodgers
  10. … with vsions of grandeur
    The Giants
  11. … whose grandeur is a vision
    The Rangers