Top Ten Favorite Names, Real people
- 6.Duel GlassA Texas oilman, and winner of the "Duel Glass Award for Best Texan Name" due to the violent and fragile nature of his name.
- 5.Max BeauvoirSounds debonair and regal, someone to enjoy a good cognac with. He passed away last year, so we shall pass on the cognac. He was a high priest in Vodou in Haiti.
- 4.Josh EarnestWhite House Press Secretary, saddled with a name that means "I am sincerely kidding"
- 3.Slaid Cleavessinger-songwriter with a horror movie name
- 2.Iris DeMentsinger-songwriter who does not have "crazy eyes"
- 1.Dick Pickknown for Pick Operating System, and for having the balls to not be called Richard