(posting my oldest draft before the apocalist)
  1. Fake Thomas Jefferson
    Static
    No fakes, no flakes
  2. Bad Horse
    Static
    No amount of lotion will make up for hooves
  3. Dr Horrible
    Static
    Not while you are dressed as my proctologist
  4. Moist
    Static
    Has the hands for it, but lacks conviction
  5. Fury Leika
    Static
    Risky with same pain, in all of the good ways
  6. Dead Bowie
    Static
    An artist at everything he touches