Places i would go if i were three inches shorter than i am now

  1. To the tailors to get all my pants hemmed.
    Well, not my shorts.
  2. Under my bed
    It has been a long time
  3. Hong Kong
    So I could feel tall again
  4. To the movies
    For the child's price
  5. The park
    I could do monkey bars again
  6. Disneyland
    Doesn't everyone?