PENIS LENGTHS IN RAVEN BLACKBIRD'S EROTIC FICTION

We read The President Did Me From Behind And I Liked It, I Got Freaky With Santa Claus And I Liked It, and Bigfoot Did Me From Behind And I Liked It. As promised in the podcast episode, we have compiled some data for you.
  1. Jessica's dildo
    9 inches, black
  2. Tabitha's Russian diplomat
    10 inches, with "just the right amount of curly black pubic hair"
  3. Agent Jackson
    11 inches, "thick, veiny, black"
  4. President Stryker
    10 inches, "ginormous, vein-covered," encased in red and white-striped boxers
  5. Ben Franklin's Ghost
    Length not specified, "giant, Revolutionary War cock" with "silvery ghost semen."
  6. Gary Ernst (Tabitha's Neo-Nazi agent)
    9 inches, "gorgeous, swinging back and forth like a flag-staff"
  7. Santa Claus
    12 inches, "so magical that his giant mushroom head emits tiny sparks of flashing light", tastes like a candy cane, cum tastes like eggnog
  8. Easter Bunny
    13 inches, purple, Cadbury creme-flavored cum
  9. Jessica's new dildo
    10 inches
  10. Mayor Bob Chevy
    5 inches
  11. Jessica's Bigfoot hunter boyfriend, Chris Boulder
    10 inches, "strapping, pulsating, vein-covered"
  12. Harold the Bigfoot
    20 inches, "monstrous, hairy"