MOVIES THAT SHOULD'VE WON BEST PICTURE INSTEAD OF THE HORSESHIT THAT DID

  1. Goodfellas (because fuck you Kevin Costner)
  2. Pulp Fiction (because even though I cry when Mama Gump dies, the rest of that movie is pretty dumb)
  3. The Tree of Life (because who actually watched and liked The Artist? Show of hands?)
  4. Adaptation (because it wasn't even NOMINATED!! And Chicago, of course, sucked balls)
  5. Traffic (because fuck you Russell Crowe)
  6. Citizen Kane (because even though I've never even seen Citizen Kane all the way through, it has to be better than How Green Was My Valley)
  7. Raging Bull (because Mary Tyler Moore is an asshole)
  8. Saving Private Ryan (because fuck you Gwenyth Paltrow)
  9. Fargo (because when was the last time you said, "I'm in the mood to watch The English Patient?)
  10. Anything besides West Side Story