THINGS THAT COST LESS THAN AN ORANGE JUICE AT SARABETH'S

  1. My headphones
  2. My gloves
  3. A meat lovers pizza from Dominos
  4. A cab from 23rd & 8th to 44th & 9th
  5. A month subscription to The New York Times (online edition)
  6. A pack of CIGARETTES (and I didn't think they were cheaper than anything!)
  7. A 6-minute phone call from London to Arizona
  8. Two happy meals (2!!)
  9. FOUR white chocolate mochas at Starbucks
  10. Sending a birthday gift from New York to Los Angeles 3-day priority
  11. In closing: Sarabeth's, your orange juice is too damn expensive.