THINGS I DO AFTER WATCHING A SAINTS GAME

This is my general state of affairs after a game. We generally lose.
  1. Pick up the empties and toss them in the trash
  2. Question why I ever watch the Saints
  3. Question why I still watch the NFL given what it does to the players
  4. Plan what I'm going to do with all of my free time now that I'll no longer watch pro football
  5. Open another beer
  6. Read a review of the game
  7. Read about next week's opponent
  8. Begin fretting about how terrible we are but how we might just beat them and how we might just make the playoffs