Requested by Mary Murphy

Harry Potter Characters, Ranked by Pettiness

  1. 1.
    MINERVA MCGONAGALL fucking queen
    Every time she talks to Umbridge lbr
  2. 2.
    Harry James Potter, sass extraordinaire
    "No need to call me sir, professor"
  3. 3.
    Ronald Weasley's ginger ass
    "Ron told me that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid's looking for you"
  4. 4.
    This bitch right here
  5. 5.
    Mr. "You won't lie for me? Fine then hoe no sword for you 😘😘"