Like I've ever not been lmao
  1. When I literally faked an engagement shoot
    Static
    She went to Jared
  2. Whenever I can't find my throwing wine
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  3. Whenever I meet someone new
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    If I'm not dramatic I will literally die so best let people know up front
  4. Draped myself across a projection wall at the aquarium for the attention
    Static
  5. When I made my boyfriend push me in the target cart bc I didn't wanna walk
    Static
  6. When my roommates tell me to calm down
    Local
    Do they know me AT ALL?!
  7. IN CONCLUSION
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  8. That time when my best friend was throwing up and I took a picture of my arm bc I thought it looked good
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    You can see him in the background over the toilet but like....my forearm looked good