...not my best list but I'm workin' on it
  1. 4/20
    AN OBVIOUS LAUGH INDUCING EXPIRATION DATE. Especially when the card belongs to an old lady and I'm just like "suhhhh Susan 😎✌🏽️🍁"
  2. 2020
    It makes me laugh because 1) that sounds so futuristic and it's only 4 fucking years away. 2) man I love me some Barbara Walters
  3. 1969
    This obvi hasn't happened but I imagine they had a HOOT back in the day (did we have credit cards in 1969??¿¿)
  4. 08/06/any year
    because I'm a narcissist and I always let the person know their card expires on my birthday