WEIRD THINGS THAT BIRDS DO
Birds are weird and here are some of the weird things I've seen them do
- •Vomit, forget about the vomit, find the vomit and eat it. Vomit again.
- •Die mid-flight for no apparent reason.I have seen exactly one crow and one pigeon do this in two different parts of the world. This is a thing that birds do.
- •Be a wild, tropical parrot in San Francisco.
- •Poop on someone during their very first motorcycle riding lesson.There's only one way to make someone on a motorcycle look not cool, so thanks for that, bird.
- •Refuse to fly.Bro, I would kill to be able to fly, and there you are on the street narrowly avoiding getting hit by cars because you're too damn lazy. I hate you.
- •Be sexist. Jerk bird.