THE SONG WRITING PROCESS

  1. 1.
    Hear a riff/melody/sample I really enjoy.
  2. 2.
    Grab guitar or laptop.
  3. 3.
    Attempt to recreate aforementioned riff/melody/sample on above mentioned instrument.
  4. 4.
    Fail at previously stated intended outcome.
  5. 5.
    Listen back at failed attempt to steal a key element of a song I like and think "well this sounds interesting too".
  6. 6.
    Listen to another song I like, repeat process for "inspiration" for verse/chorus/bridge/hook.
  7. 7.
    Feel satisfied with being a creative genius.