MY THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS

  1. 1.
    Fifty Shades of Grey for best original song!
  2. 2.
    I'm not sure what sound editing even is.
  3. 3.
    What's this Star Wars movie all about?
  4. 4.
    Best hair and make up for Mad Max? Everybody is pretty much bald and dirty.
  5. 5.
    When Del Toro announced the Shaun the Sheep Movie for best animated, I heard "Shown the Shit Movie".
  6. 6.
    Stallone!
  7. 7.
    Leigh!
  8. 8.
    It seems like Mad Max and The Revenant are nominated for everything.
  9. 9.
    Straight Outta Compton got robbed.
  10. 10.
    I haven't seen any of the Forgein Language nominees.
  11. 11.
    All the acting nominees are white.
  12. 12.
    No nomination for Ridley Scott?
  13. 13.
    No best picture nomination for 50 Shades of Grey?
  14. 14.
    I have to poop.