POSSIBLE REASONS B.J. NOVAK HASN'T WELCOMED ME TO "THE LIST" YET

(Just guessing here @bjnovak .)
  1. He's still sleeping.
  2. He's in meetings trying to get a stand alone "Baker Smurf" movie greenlit.
  3. He's been arrested.
  4. He's got food poisoning.
  5. He's busy recording audio commentary for the Punk'd Season 2 Blu Ray boxed set.
  6. He's depressed about One Direction calling it quits.
  7. He's binge watching The Office.
  8. He's out campaigning for Trump.
  9. He's torn between two lovers and feeling like a fool.
  10. I've yet to make a good list.