WHY I'M WORRIED ABOUT GOING TO INDIA

  1. We are staying with my quick book support guy. You know how you end up getting help from someone with an accent? Then you ask where they are? And invariably it's India? Well we became friends. First facebook friends. Then he invited me to his wedding. I think he's my friend because my husband made some horrors movies and I'm american.
  2. There's a dengue fever epidemic.
  3. Mosquitos love me, they adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like the way that I rhyme at a show The reason why, man, I don't know So let's go, to India.
  4. I've been to India.
  5. Our host will be busy with the wedding.
  6. Or maybe the wedding is a ruse and this is all about getting our body parts.
  7. Being white in India is like being an ATM machine in the US. People will always try to get money from you and frankly they are more in need than I am.
  8. Women are not always respected there so I hear.
  9. I don't know my way around.
  10. What's your advice?