REASONS I THINK MY CURLING WAND IS TRYING TO KILL ME

  1. There isn't a temperature dial.
    My temperature options are "Off" or "Satan with a Fever"
  2. The cord gets caught on everything.
    The cord gets caught on the handles on the drawers in my bathroom. They aren't even huge! Like it's just looking for problems.
  3. It always burns me.
    I swear my wand was a solid 2 inches from my neck then suddenly the deVIL HIMSELF FUCKING TOUCHED MY NECK AND I SCREAMED AND NOW I HAVE A BURN THAT LOOKS LIKE A HICKEY
  4. STRAIGHT HAIR FOREVER. FUCK U CURLING WAND.