REASONS I THINK MY CURLING WAND IS TRYING TO KILL ME
- •There isn't a temperature dial.My temperature options are "Off" or "Satan with a Fever"
- •The cord gets caught on everything.The cord gets caught on the handles on the drawers in my bathroom. They aren't even huge! Like it's just looking for problems.
- •It always burns me.I swear my wand was a solid 2 inches from my neck then suddenly the deVIL HIMSELF FUCKING TOUCHED MY NECK AND I SCREAMED AND NOW I HAVE A BURN THAT LOOKS LIKE A HICKEY
- •STRAIGHT HAIR FOREVER. FUCK U CURLING WAND.