SOMETHING I JUST REMEMBERED AT 2:12AM

  1. My dad wanted big ass couches
  2. So my sisters and could sleep on them when we sleep over.
  3. But we never sleep over because my dad's girlfriend is a bitch.
  4. And when we did sleep over, she would yell at us to not sleep on her couches.
  5. This concludes tonight's episode of Suddenly Really Sad.