THAT TIME MY MOM STOPPED TALKING TO ME

  1. It was during my freshman year of college at LSU.
    Aka Fall 2012
  2. My friend Sammy said she wanted to get her nose pierced again and asked me to go with her.
  3. I wanted a break from my homework so I agreed.
  4. We went to this sketchy place like 15 min from campus and I don't even remember what it was called but they did $10 piercings on Wednesdays.
  5. So then I'm like, YOLO. And I decided to get my nose pierced.
  6. It didn't really hurt. I was surprised.
  7. So I text my mom like "hey got my nose pierced"
  8. She FREAKS TF OUT.
  9. She then proceeds to text me saying I will never get a job. I'm going to turn into a whore like Miley Cyrus or Rihanna.
  10. And I might as well start selling drugs because I'm only going to get hired at marijuana dispensaries.
  11. She didn't talk to me for a few days.
  12. I tried to stay positive even though I cried because I felt like my mom hated me.
  13. Eventually she got over it and started talking to me again.
  14. 3 weeks later it fell out when I was sleeping.
  15. My mom was really happy about that.