THINGS I WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN

But I'm too lazy/broke for multiple costumes
  1. Poop emoji
    💩 I love this lil guy.
  2. Left Shark
    The real winner of the Superbowl
  3. Pizza
    But I was pizza last year
  4. Mermaid Man
    Now taking applications for someone to be my Barnacle Boy
  5. Quailman
    Only because I want to wear underwear on top of my pants.
  6. Wilson from Castaway
    I don't even know how I could be this I just really love Wilson and I cry every time I watch Castaway.