THINGS I WISH I LEARNED ABOUT IN SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M A CLUELESS ADULT

Adult....? More like woman-child.
  1. Health insurance
    Am I supposed to reapply? Why did it take so long for me to get covered in the first place?
  2. Taxes
    Am I stupid for going to my H&R Block lady? Could I do this myself?
  3. Registering to vote
    How do I register? Or should I just wait for someone on the street with a clipboard to ask me?
  4. How to save money
    You mean people get paid, pay their bills, go out on weekends and STILL have a savings account? How?????
  5. How to study
    Maybe I wouldn't have failed out of college oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  6. How to get a good night's sleep
    I just had 5 days off from work and now I'm going back and I am STRUGGLING. I should have gone to bed at like 7pm.
  7. Will power/ healthier eating habits
    I know there are cookies in the kitchen. I'm only going to have one. Okay, maybe two because I'm extra hungry. Okay, I guess half the box is fine since I didn't really eat yesterday...