1. I have to pee.
    Even if I pee before I do my nails. As soon as they're drying I have to go again.
  2. I get a terrible itch.
    On a good day, it's my leg or arm so I can slap it. But usually it's my nose or ear or head.
  3. I need to get something from my purse.
    I suddenly become very paranoid that I lost my debit card and I need to check in my wallet riGHT NOW!!!!
  4. My phone rings.
    I'm always scared I'll get textured nails from my hair getting in my way.