BOTTLED WATER BRANDS, RANKED

HYDRATION CLASSIFICATION
  1. 15.
    Fruit2O
    GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT
  2. 14.
    Aquafina
    NO ONE DESERVES TO HAVE TO DRINK THIS SHIT
  3. 13.
    Poland Springs
    WHY IS IT THE STANDARD IT'S THE WORST
  4. 12.
    Hello Boxed Water
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION AND I WON'T RESPOND TO IT
  5. 11.
    Crystal Geyser Water Company
    IT'S FINE I GUESS
  6. 10.
    Deer Park
    NO COMMENT
  7. 9.
    Voss
    TOO FANCY AND IT TASTES JUST OKAY
  8. 8.
    Nestle Pure Life
    MY COMPANY BUYS THIS FOR CATERED LUNCHES WHEN WE'RE TRYNA SAVE $$$$
  9. 7.
    Evian
    THIS SHIT IS FANCY AF IDK I CAN'T AFFORD IT
  10. 6.
    Saratoga Springs
    I WENT TO COLLEGE IN SARATOGA SPRINGS SO I'M BIASED HERE
  11. 5.
    Fiji Water
    IT'S GOT A GREAT DESIGN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
  12. 4.
    Dasani
    THE SUPERIOR WATER BRAND. YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD BC THEY SELL IT AT THE MOVIES EVEN THO THEY CHARGE LIKE $6 FOR THAT SHIT
  13. 3.
    Ethos
    IT'S THE STARBUCKS ONE AND IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE IDK
  14. 2.
    WholeFoods electrolyte water
    I'M A MILLENIAL I UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF ELECTROLYTES
  15. 1.
    SmartWater
    THE PERFECT BOTTLED WATER. DO YOU SEE THAT MOUTHPIECE? PERFECTION. IT COMES FROM A CLOUD OR SOMETHING. NO LABEL TO RIP OFF. TRUST ME ON THIS I KNOW MY SHIT