FOODS I WOULD BE HORRIFIED TO LEARN HOW MANY I'VE CONSUMED OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE

I eat a Very Balanced Diet
  1. M&Ms
  2. Cheez-its
  3. Donuts
  4. Mama Celeste pizzas haiiii
  5. Tortilla chips
  6. Starbursts
  7. Just like . . . leaves of lettuce
  8. Oreos
  9. Hot dogs.. 😬
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  10. Bacon
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  11. Ice cream
    Suggested by   @sarahtrue
  12. Potatoes
    Suggested by   @kaelin_dodge
  13. The holiday peanutbutter cup shapes which I call "lil cakes" and use them for meals regularly
    Suggested by   @ErinFlaherty
  14. Cadbury creme eggs
    Could they stretch across the continental US if placed end to end? I hope I never find out
    Suggested by   @linzamauve
  15. Boxes of Goldfish
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  16. Ritz crackers
    Sleeves upon sleeves upon sleeves
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  17. My shoe.
    Always saying something stupid.
    Suggested by   @bluepuddles
  18. French fries
    Suggested by   @finesse
  19. Rice and beans
    African kid problems ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Suggested by   @ijeoma
  20. Diet Coke!
    Suggested by   @justjills
  21. Eggs
    It's still pretty weird if I think about it too hard.
    Suggested by   @slikvik
  22. Doritos
    Suggested by   @applesarahgate
  23. Toast
    If I laid them down the way @linzamauve described, would it cover the area of Pennsylvania? The mid-Atlantic? The US???
    Suggested by   @e
  24. Chips Ahoy cookies aaah
    Suggested by   @mirthnuts