HOW TO GET YOUR FRIEND ADDICTED TO VANDERPUMP RULES IN TEN SHORT MINUTES

  1. Literally just turn it on and watch Kristen go
  2. Don't worry about whether Jax will take off his shirt or not. He will.
  3. Watch someone pour a drink on someone else
  4. Listen to Lisa tell her staff to stop shagging each other
  5. Feel v embarrassed on behalf of everyone on screen
  6. Observe Scheana try to pretend like she's not just as bad as the rest of them
  7. Think "Ariana you're better than this" in your head
  8. They'll probably go to Vegas
  9. Feel incredible awe for Lisa's ability to make millions off her staff's bullshit
  10. By the first commercial break your friend will look over at you and say "this is the best television I've ever watched"