MOVIES I HAVE 100% MEMORIZED & MY FAVORITE LINE FROM EACH

V proud. Inspired by @car_lay96
  1. Shrek
    "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
  2. The Muppet Christmas Carol
    "Our assets are frozen!" // Alternatively: "Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat! Put me out put me out put me out!"
  3. The Fellowship of the Ring
    Prob the whole first monologue by Galadriel: "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember..." etc. Once on a date I said this whole thing to a boy and then some very nice but nsfw things happened.
  4. The Two Towers
    "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" // WE AINT HAD NOTHIN BUT MAGGOTY BREAD FOR THREE STINKING DAYS // "This new Gandalf is more grumpy than the old one." // "I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have agreed you are not orcs." // "Oh yes, it's a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good." // Sam's whole ending speech
  5. The Return of the King
    "My friends...you bow to no one." brb crying
  6. Elf
    "You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa."
  7. Finding Nemo
    "Oh, intro: Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman."
  8. Rushmore
    "I like your nurse's uniform, guy. - "They're OR scrubs." - "O, r they?" // "Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's all anybody seems to care about. But it's not my forté, unfortunately."
  9. Mean Girls
    "I've been really busy with choir." // "I mean that's just, like, the rules of feminism."
  10. Captain America: the Winter Soldier
    "Can we come in? Everyone we know is trying to kill us."
  11. Atonement
    "And what did the parents say we were to make ourselves? Well, Pierrot?" - "Amenable." - "Jackson?" - "Amenable." - "Amenable, that's right."
  12. Pirates of the Caribbean
    "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically..."
  13. Legally Blond
    "What, like it's hard?"
  14. The Princess Bride
    "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means." And every other line.
  15. Monsters Inc.
    "What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?" - "...I get a time out?" - "Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be..?" - "...Painted?"
  16. Young Frankenstein
    "What hump?"
  17. National Treasure
    "Why can't they just say, 'go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely?'"
  18. The Incredibles
    "This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it."
  19. The Parent Trap
    "Like what? I'm not looking at her any special way. I'm looking at her just like I've looked at her for eleven years. Since the day she came home from the hospital. Six pounds, eleven ounces, twenty-one inches long. This is how I look at her...can I hug her?"
  20. Zoolander
    "Or did you think I didn't know what a eu-googly was?"
  21. Moulin Rouge
    "He's got a huge talent!"
  22. Labyrinth
    "Nah, 'm just a worm."