THE VERY BEST OF EVERYDAY FRENCH WITH PIERRE ESCARGOT

  1. Wow! One elephant sure can hold a lot of liquid.
  2. That's not an elf...that's my grandmother!
  3. Oh, no! The babysitter exploded!
  4. Take those porkchops out of your brassiere!
  5. Good afternoon, Paco. Welcome to my cheese pit.
  6. The actor who plays Superdude is very handsome.
  7. Waitress, would you please stuff your pizza up my nose?
  8. Your grandfather looks pretty in that wedding dress.
  9. That's too much sauce for one puppy dog.
  10. Let go of my grandmother's moustache.
  11. Oh, no! The macaroni is infected!
  12. Kiss my elbows and call me pickle butt!
  13. May I jump up and down on your sausages?
  14. Please do not squeeze the mush melons.
  15. I believe that is my golf ball in your belly button!
  16. Excuse me, why is your elephant Mexican?
  17. Keep your hands off my chicken nuggets.
  18. There, now you know French. You're welcome.