THINGS I'VE ONLY SEEN IN MOVIES THAT YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME ACTUALLY HAPPEN

  1. When you break someone's heart and then they cast a curse on your family's line that won't be broken for centuries to come
    We broke that curse in 3 years
  2. Mistletoe ???
  3. Catching someone at the airport right when they're at their gate about to board the plane
    I feel like Love Actually is the only movie that acknowledges that this breaks like 100 laws?
  4. Cats getting stuck in trees and needing to be rescued by firefighters
    Yeah right
  5. Prom king and queen being announced and crowned during prom?
    I don't think my school even had a prom queen but i can't be sure bc I was too ~alternative~ in hs to go to prom. Sorry, boy who was gonna be my date
  6. Being kidnapped by pirates so they can complete a blood sacrifice
    I don't buy it
  7. Crop circles
    Unlikely af
  8. Bringing a corpse back to life by kissing it
    I've tried it and it definitely does NOT work like wtf Hollywood????
  9. Meet-cutes
    Sry but everytime a stranger has hit on me I've been afraid for my life
  10. Throwing a piece of jewelry into a volcano and eliminating evil forever
    ????? Yeah right
  11. Ghosts
    you can't fool me
  12. Only having one hard copy of incriminating evidence
    but guys the CLOUD
  13. Ladies jumping out of cakes
    I mean according to Bachelor this might actually happen in Vegas but I'm still suspicious
  14. You're drunk enough to have a one night stand, but you can just hope right up super early in the morning to sneak out without even a sliver of a hangover.
    Suggested by   @dustinboone
  15. Falling in love with someone you're secretly writing an article about and then they find out you're writing an article about them and get very upset but then you make up and end up together
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  16. Not knowing people with glasses are hot until they take off their glasses
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  17. When a girl wears a mask that only covers her eyes to a dance and the guy she spends the entire night with can't recognize her when he sees her later without it 🤔
    Suggested by   @jennamarie
  18. Twins separated at birth who meet at summer camp and switch places
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  19. Meeting someone via social network and not realize they're your business nemesis and then get courted secretly by them until you do fall in love with them.
    Suggested by   @nikkilounoel
  20. You just broke up with the love of your life and a week later you meet a new love of your life.
    Suggested by   @erwaywl