WAYS IN WHICH I AM ACTUALLY A SMALL CHILD

  1. Eat breakfast for every meal
  2. Afraid of the dentist
    bc of how much candy I eat
  3. "Not hungry" enough to finish my dinner but always perfectly capable of eating 8 cookies
  4. Spend all my money on candy
  5. Lie about how much candy I eat
  6. Spend all my free time doing puzzles and watching cartoons
  7. French fries are a vegetable right?
  8. Get cranky when I'm tired which is always
  9. Still sleep with my blankie
  10. Gummies count as fruit right?
  11. Sit at the kids table on thanksgiving
  12. Only read children's books
  13. Buy the kids mix of jelly beans